If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Commentary:
"Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ผ Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜ฑ"