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Funny warranty quotes

Funny warranty quotes bring a hilarious twist to those often boring product guarantees 😂🛠️! Whether you’re frustrated with fine print or just love a good laugh about what’s covered (or not), these witty sayings add some humor to the world of warranties 📦💥. Get ready to chuckle while thinking twice before signing that dotted line! 😄✍️

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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