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Funny hitman quotes

Funny hitman quotes bring a hilarious twist to the dark world of assassins ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ”ซ. Whether youโ€™re a fan of sharp wit or just love a good laugh ๐Ÿ˜„, these clever lines mix danger with comedy perfectly. Get ready to chuckle as we dive into the unexpected humor hidden behind those deadly missions ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ˜‚. Perfect for sharing or brightening your day with a little assassinโ€™s charm!

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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