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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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