Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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🀣πŸ”₯ Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" πŸŽ‰ Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" πŸ™ˆ #StoneAgeHotTakes