If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's pasta-tively hilarious! ππ Related funny posts π€ Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itβs real. Look at you googling it. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said βEat Pasta Run Fasta,β and I canβt get it out of my head. Pasta is something I donβt think Iβll ever get tired of. I donβt think Iβve ever made the right amount of pasta.