The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like he's dodging commitments faster than a cat avoiding water! ππ±π« Related funny posts π€ (to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing. βI have a ripe avocado at homeβ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.