Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
  • I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.
  • Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
  • I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
  • Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.