If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Instant bragging rights unlocked! 😂🎖️#MomGoals #GeniusPlan" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.