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I've always been a fan of motherly advice, especially when it involves naps! 😴👩👦
24 Funny mother quotes
Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.
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Well, at least now I know what a psychological profile looks like in the form of a hairstyle! 💇♂️🔍😂
Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.
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Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.
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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂
Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.
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When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦♂️
Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.
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When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸♀️🧹😴 #MomLife
Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.
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Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉
My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.
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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕
A selfie only a mother could like.
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"When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"