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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bit, clean, head, humor, kill, mind, much, spend, thoughts, tidy, time on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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