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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bike, care, city, DUI, health, humor, means, new, New York City, riding, Tennessee, york on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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