Commentary:
When you text your friend to ask how many potions you need for the subway ride 🧙♂️🗽😂
Funny New York City quotes
Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
Commentary:
🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓"