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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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