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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬
15 Funny pocket quotes
I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"
Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?
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😂 That pocket's only job is to hold my hopes and dreams! 🌟👖
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.
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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.
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"😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
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"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.
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"When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘♂️"
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
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"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"