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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฌ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dying, house, humor, me, self-deprecation, sweet, sweets, thing on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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