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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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2 months ago

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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29 shares on Threads this month:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

60 shares on X this month:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

People should come with warning labels.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Spotted on Pinterest:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Going bananas on X:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Live now on Discord:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Going viral on Reddit:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Trending via WeChat:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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