I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
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"Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΎπŸ”₯ May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns"

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