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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Witty text blending biblical curses with humorous insults, playful and amusing in tone.

Commentary:
"Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΎπŸ”₯ May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns"


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