I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds. Posted on2 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! 😂🌾🔥 May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases? Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.