I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed thin… Commentary:"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale? There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
