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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has downloaded:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

โ€œAI is coming for your jobsโ€. Iโ€™d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

An escape room, but itโ€™s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has bookmarked:

What if you went to ETโ€™s planet and all of the other ETโ€™s were wearing clothes?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people โ€œThanksgivingโ€ when they send me a recipe or directions.

Seen just now on X:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Seen just now on Messenger:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, thatโ€™s why trolling them is so vital.

Shared recently on X:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Spreading quickly via X:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, โ€œThey canโ€™t be serious.โ€

Trending via Facebook:

I only attract psychopaths. If youโ€™ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Just landed via TikTok:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Live now on Twitch:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

โ€œThis too shall pass!โ€ Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterdayโ€™s sweatpants into todayโ€™s sweatpants.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has viewed:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriendโ€™s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has shared:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like โ€œOk, can I bring my gardener?โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

On todayโ€™s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Live now on Threads:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesnโ€™t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Just shared via X:

All these deadlines, but itโ€™s you I want to meet.

Spotted on Pinterest:

โ€œMale loneliness epidemicโ€ and itโ€™s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Trending via Reddit:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Making waves on X:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Broadcasted on X:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, Iโ€™m 4 people.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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