I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Rocking the 'I woke up like this… and stayed like this' look with unmatched confidence! ๐โโ๏ธ Who needs a mirror when you've got self-love shining through? ๐ #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful" Related Funny Posts ๐ค The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed. I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.