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  • Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
  • Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’
  • When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
  • Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
  • Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
  • I get sad when I see how old people my age are.