I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Rocking the 'I woke up like this… and stayed like this' look with unmatched confidence! 💁♂️ Who needs a mirror when you've got self-love shining through? 🌟 #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier. “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly. Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly? I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.