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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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