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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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