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98 shares on Facebook this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

63 shares on X this month:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

87 shares on Threads this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

95 shares on Slack this month:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Making waves on Telegram:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Trending via Twitch:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Spotted on X:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Seen just now on X:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Going viral on Slack:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Going viral on Telegram:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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