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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Funny self-assurance quotes bring a burst of confidence with a side of laughter 😄💪. Perfect for those days when you need a little boost but don’t want to take yourself too seriously 🤪✨. These witty gems remind us that believing in ourselves can be fun and lighthearted, making confidence feel effortless and totally relatable 🎉🔥. Ready to smile your way to unstoppable self-love? Let’s dive in! 🚀😎

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Share →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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"Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"
2 months ago
Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Commentary:
"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Commentary:
"Who needs to be right when you can be creatively correct on various levels? 🤔💡 Embrace the art of flexible accuracy and watch your confidence soar to new heights! 🚀😄"

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Trending via Threads:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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