Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! ๐๐ฑโจ" Related funny posts ๐ค Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyโre looking for ideas. Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage Iโm like “yeah, me know”. I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest. My phone screen is brighter than my future. Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.