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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, brain, brain cell, cell, cells, day, disappointment, drinking, expectation, found, humor, i, irony, kill, party, political, political party on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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