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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Looks like you've got all weather conditions covered! πŸŒžβ˜”οΈπŸ˜‚ Cheers to year-round hydration! 🍻

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcoholic, drink, drinking, drinking habit, habit, humor, i, only, sunny, twice, weather, year on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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