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Mar 31, 2026

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Witty quote about drinking twice a year in sunny and cloudy weather.

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Looks like you've got all weather conditions covered! 🌞☔️😂 Cheers to year-round hydration! 🍻

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