Commentary:
"Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"
I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.