Funny Quote About Sprinting Through Life With Carbs And Minimal Effort

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"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.