I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.