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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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"Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advance, diet, eat, fat, food, humor, i, just, self-deprecation on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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