Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they wa…

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they wa…

Commentary:
"Oh, to have the metabolism of a superhero and the appetite of a bottomless pit! 🦸‍♂️🍔 Maybe if I ate while wearing clothes, they would gain some weight for me? 🤔👗 #FoodieGoals"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
  • Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
  • The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
  • People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body image, clothes, eat, food, humor, image, lucky, lucky person, people, person, put, self-deprecation, want, whatever on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole fami… The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is tha… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 395 this month

14,146 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 24, 2025

3,659 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress