I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.” This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain. Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.
