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Looks like someone found the ultimate life hack for more fridge space – by converting it into a beer cooler! 🍺🧊 Talk about multitasking at its finest! Cheers to maximizing efficiency with a side of brews!

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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I need a day off from myself.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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