I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.