I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Posted on11 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.