I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Posted onOct 7, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text. My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
