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Living proof that typos find me funnier than other people's texts.
Funny drunk text quotes
If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.
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When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫
Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
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"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"
Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.
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"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"
How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.
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"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.
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"I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic"
I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.
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Oops, wine strikes again! 🍷🤦♀️ Anyone else suddenly a "sweet girl" cheerleader after two glasses? 🥂😂