I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, my mouth thought it was extra buttery popcorn! 🍿🙊 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012. Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist. Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
