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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my pop…

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my pop…

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Oops, my mouth thought it was extra buttery popcorn! 🍿🙊

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, behavior, bit, bite, hand, humor, i, pet, pet behavior, popcorn, snack, sorry on Oct 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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