I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, my mouth thought it was extra buttery popcorn! 🍿🙊 Related funny posts 😂 It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done The person who invented butter really understood humans. Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving? I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.