11 funny popcorn quotes - Wordgag

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

May 30, 2026

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

May 28, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

May 28, 2026

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

May 27, 2026

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

May 26, 2026

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

May 26, 2026

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

May 24, 2026

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

May 24, 2026

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

May 22, 2026

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

May 20, 2026

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

May 20, 2026