11 funny popcorn quotes - Wordgag

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

May 22, 2026

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

May 20, 2026

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

May 20, 2026

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

May 18, 2026

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Mar 31, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Mar 30, 2026

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Mar 29, 2026

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Mar 29, 2026

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Mar 27, 2026

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Mar 27, 2026