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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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