You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It’s the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, “Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens.” 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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