Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. Commentary:"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛♂️ #VampireStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories. Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.