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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Commentary:
"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, bald, being, every, floating, humor, imagine, joke, just, mirror, time, toupée, vampire, walk on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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