Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Studying would be my superpower, but I'd still forget where I put my cape! 📚🤓🦸♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra. Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.