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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful text about an empty bank account, humorously celebrating a fresh financial start.
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New month, new me… and my bank account is as empty as my promises to not eat that extra slice of pizza πŸ•πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚

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