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Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

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Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, comfort, eaten, guys, humor, imagination, imagine, monster, monsters, plushie, sleep, sleeping on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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