Commentary:
Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
12 Funny eaten quotes
Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.
Commentary:
Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌
If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?
Commentary:
Trying to solve this mystery feels more like a math problem disguised as dinner prep! 🍽️🧅🤔
Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”
Commentary:
Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
Commentary:
Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.
Commentary:
"Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"
80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals
I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"