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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.