12 funny battle quotes - Wordgag

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

May 30, 2026

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

May 29, 2026

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

May 29, 2026

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

May 26, 2026

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

May 25, 2026

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

May 24, 2026

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

May 24, 2026

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

May 22, 2026

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

May 22, 2026

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

May 22, 2026

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

May 21, 2026

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

May 19, 2026