Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍 Related funny posts 🤝 My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered. Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered. They should invent health insurance that insures your health. The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with. Haircuts should be covered by insurance.