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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cool, even, feeling, feels, humor, insurance, irony, protection, still, uncertainty on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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