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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, drive, eat, fasting, fitness, health, humor, humor quote, i, intermittent, joke, lifestyle, sarcasm on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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