Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting. I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm. Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.