It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"

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