Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.
- Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.
- Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
