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"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

2 months ago

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

2 months ago

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

2 months ago

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

2 months ago

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

2 months ago

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67 shares on Facebook this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

87 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

73 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

82 shares on Threads this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

50 shares on X this month:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Trending via YouTube:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Breaking via Threads:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Live now on Instagram:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Seen just now on Discord:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Spotted on YouTube:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Making waves on X:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Trending via WeChat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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