Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke. Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
