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🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama

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75 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Social media is mental suicide.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Live now on YouTube:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Spotted on Pinterest:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Seen just now on X:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Going viral on Twitch:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Spotted on Instagram:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Going bananas on YouTube:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Trending via Reddit:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Source??? Pattern recognition.

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Source??? Pattern recognition.

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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