It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.