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🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

56 shares on Threads this month:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

36 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Going viral on Telegram:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Spotted on Instagram:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Making waves on Reddit:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Spotted on YouTube:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Going viral on Slack:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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