It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, happy birthday to you for not posting about it! ππ Related funny posts π€ Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canβt do this anymore. I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. So apparently itβs still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy. Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.