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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Sounds like it's time to start dating a defibrillator! 😂❤️‍🩹⚡

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged closer, dating, death, humor, love, relationship, sarcasm, stable on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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